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HollaForADolla.com is a cost efficient advertising vehicle. It's like a Lamborghini Diablo, except it only costs $1! HollaForADolla gives you more bang for your dolla. Instead of purchasing high priced pixels, which don't provide you with a voice, send us your dolla and we will publish your holla along with a link to your Website.

$1 buys you a 30 second holla and a link on main page

Here's how it works. The newest 40 holla's will appear on our main page and the oldest 40 holla's will appear on our second page. The amount of time your holla will remain visible on our Website depends on how quickly new holla's are purchased. Once your holla is published, visitors will be able to click on your link to visit your Website and click on the megaphone icon to listen to your holla!

Who uses HollaForADolla.com?

Quite simply, HollaForADolla.com's target market is anyone and everyone. Are your vocal cords functioning properly? Can you hear, see and read? Do you like to holla? If you answered yes to these questions then send me a dolla and let the world hear you holla.

There are countless reasons why people will advertise with HollaForADolla.com. Here are a few ideas:

Do you run a commercial Website? What better way is there to attract potential customers than to holla at them while providing a link to your Website? Don't be another voiceless businessman. Give people what they want...give them a holla!

Do you own a blog? Ask yourself why people would want to read your blog if they can't put a voice to your words? Still thinking? STOP IT! There's no reason why they would want to read your blog unless you entice them with a holla.

Are you the leader of a fledgling religion? Why not send a holla that promotes your religion and disparages other religions at the same time? History has proven that people are easily duped when it comes to religion. Spending $1 may quadruple your membership and increase your standing in fanatical religious circles.

Are you interested in politics? Do you ever holla at the TV when a politician is giving a speech? Do you realize no one hears you when you holla at the TV? By sending a dolla to publish your holla, your voice will be heard by 1, 100, 1,000,000 or even 1,000,000,000 people. Whatever the case may be, it will create more of an impact than the times you holla at the TV.

Are you thinking about a clever and romantic way to propose to your fiancé? Score HUGE points with your feminina by directing her to your holla. She will be pleasantly surprised and will show you her appreciation on your honeymoon. Giddy up!

Are you a sports fan? Let your archrivals know what you think about them with a profanity-laced holla! (please read the rules and terms of use) Do you despise the Montreal Canadiens? Well then sac le bleu, this Website's for you!

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About the author:

Mr. Holla is the brains behind Hollaforadolla.com, the revolutionary new advertising vehicle. Mr. Holla is also an esteemed (or at least decent) Web Developer, marketing expert and bona fide rock star.